- Max: And you know what really pisses me off is I swallowed all those cotton balls and they never even took a damn x-ray.
- Hippy dude: You still have options man.
- Max: Yeah, jail or Canada and they both suck. I mean I could never come home, so what is it, it's a choice of a 6x4 cell or an endless wasteland of frozen tundra.
- Hippy dude: Montreal is cool.
- Max: Man, they speak French.
- Hippie Guitarist: So learn French. Learn French or die.